King Deuba has finally managed to expand his cabinet after months of consultation with his astrologers. Maybe his gurus finally approved his cabinet-expansion plans. I think our government should form a new ministry. Let’s have an astrologer head a “Ministry of Astrology” and all government decisions should be approved only after calculating all the charts there. Maybe it’s better to look towards the moon and the sun to decide our future instead of expecting our good for nothing buffoons to bring us peace and prosperity!

 

It seems that our politicians know only how to share power and care for each other while leaving nothing for the common folks. When it comes to power-sharing, our netas fight with each other even if they belong to same political party. There is a quota system for everything.  Even King Deuba is having a tough time trying to make other factions from his own party happy. No wonder, our politician don’t have the time to tend to problems faced by common folks when they are too busy trying to figure out who gets a piece of the loot!

 

Why do our netas want their near and dear ones as mantris? Well, they are not happy with their salaries and perks. They need Karods not thousands to maintain their lifestyle. These are the same clowns who were happy when they were starving but fighting against the system. They were not scared to die or spend years in prison. They were the lucky ones because they survived and managed to become the top chors in the country. But how can they forget their own sacrifices to change our society, to change our system and their dream to build a prosperous Nepal?

 

But now, when they have become a part of the system, they want it all and only care about how to loot the state treasury and pocket commissions from contractors and boras of cash from civil servants and other con artists. Our netas have no shame and their near and dear ones even boast and feel proud of the ill-gotten wealth amassed from sucking the blood, sweat and tears of common Nepalis.